Monday, December 6, 2010

Piss The Season To Be Jowley (I Don't Know What This Means Either)

Those of the many readers of this blog who know me personally know that I give a great deal of my time, money and effort to charitable causes. One of the many things I like to do is dress up in a Santa suit and spread joy and cheer through parking decks around the city. To show my dedication to this morale raiser, I offer a video made by a friend of mine who is a security guard to show how good I am at this. My act varies according to locale and medication levels but in this one I help moisturize a couple of places to bring that ole holiday aroma to the area, I try to give a stalled motorist a push with my face and I engage in some good spirited holiday jostling with an appreciative couple. I should get an award for this but my counselor says I should just increase my Antabuse dosage.




Happy Holidays. Peace. Out.

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