Ok, guys, as a public (pubic?) service to you in the event that you have not completed your shopping for that significant other in your life, I suggest the Vajazzler. Yep, it's applying rhinestones to the female nether region or "rhinies to your hiney". Here's an example:
Now, this would be totally useless unless we could come up with a large number of taglines for this product, so in addition to the "rhinies for your hiney" thing above, I suggest:
- Bling for your thing
- Glitz for your bits
- Shine for your 'gine
- Art for your part
- Diamond for your hymen
- Glow for your ho'
- Pretty for your kitty
- Gem for your trim
- Radiance for your ladiance
- Rocks for your box
- Power for your flower
I'm sure the collective creativeness of this vast blog readership can come up with more. Leave 'em in the comments.
Peace. Out.
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