Now I know. I have koro. I must have contracted it a couple of years ago when I was in India. That obviously explains my short comings. Otherwise, I would surely be in John Holmes territory. This article describes that there was an outbreak of this disease in a labor camp where men suffering from this condition sat for extended periods in ice water. The best part of the article is where police were called to the camp at 1 a.m. I would love to hear the dispatcher telling the police to investigate. I wonder what the police code is for an outbreak of short wee-wees. I'm not sure what the cause of this affliction is, but I'm pretty sure that sitting in cold water will not cure it. At least, that never helped me nor George Costanza.
Peace. Out.
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