There is a period of time in the fall and winter (Northern Hemisphere) that is occupied primarily with the preparation for and the "celebration" of certain events and holidays. This begins approximately October 15 with the promotion of candy and costumes for Halloween and continues until February 15 when guys are trying to make up for not treating Valentine's Day exactly like their partners expected.
I propose designating this four month period as the Great Global Holiday Festival. All nations would sign a treaty observing this period and agreeing not to wage war or prepare for waging war and Walmart, Target and Hallmark would agree to sell cheap, tacky shit for each event occuring during that time. This would encompass most of the world's major holidays with the notable exceptions of the 4th of July, Purim, Ramadan and European summer holiday.
During this time, we have Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Bodhi, Diwali, Winter Solstice, Kwanzaa, Saturnalia, Hanukkah, New Year's Eve, Super Bowl, Ground Hog Day, Valentine's Day and the Prophet Mohammed's birthday, among others. Recognizing this as a time period of celebration rather than concentrating on individual events would make it more efficient. For example, you could just send GGHF cards to everybody and cover a multitude of events.
To help you get in the mood for part of this celebration, I offer the greatest redneck Christmas song ever made for your enjoyment. If you have ever spent Christmas with anybody else, you will probably recognize someone in this video:
I think you see the wisdom of my proposal.
Peace. Out.
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