Let's Have A Happy Hour and Give Thanks Or Let's Give Thanks For Being Happy Or Any Excuse To Get Together And Drink.

We had an impromptu "Flash Mob" Happy Hour last week and for the amount of lead time (apx. 3 minutes) we got a good response but let's try harder this week.  Let's have a Happy Hour beginning at 6 pm CST on Thursday, Nov. 10th at Dogwood, almost at West Ave. and West 6th. 
We will discuss the things for which we are thankful, e.g. good tequila, Rick Perry's "passionate" speeches, the juggernaut that is Longhorn football and the Longhorn Network, the new name of the Big 12 (The Big One and the Rest) and Penn State's child outreach program (too soon?). 
The question of the day will be: What do bad pizza and sexual harassment have in common?  The answer we are looking for is that Herman Cain will try to force both on you.
The manner of dress will be as your favorite Pilgrim (the ones that didn't starve to death).
See you there.  You wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

Peace.  Out.

It's Much Easier To Marry Your First Cousin Than Your Same Sex Partner - Texas, I'm Looking At You.

Apparently it is much more common and certainly more legal to marry some one that shares a big hunk of your genes (hello, recessive gene pairs) and risk congenital anomalies than it is to marry some one who only shares your assemblage of genitalia and poses no risk of congenital anomalies.

 And in a related story:

Peace.  Out.

Am I Hot In Here Or Is It Just Me?

Not To Give The Idea That I'm Easy, But...

Peace. Out.

Need To Intimidate Someone? Here's Your Script!

Greatest movie threats of all time. Use as directed. Really, really verbally NSFW. Listen alone or on headphones or you will be fired. And then you will have to use some of these threats.

Peace. Out.

Let's Think About A Time In The Near Future for Another MOTM Happy Hour.

Driving Miss Crazy. Doing Lawn Work While Driving Not A Good Idea.

She should have just used this.
Peace. Out.

Nobody Should Be This Mean To Man's Best Friend.

Peace. Out.

Babies Talking In Front of A Refrigerator. The Freakquel.

You will recall our recent post about some babies having a really intense conversation. Now, thanks to a tip by one of the charter members of MOTM, we have a semi-disgusting but really funny sequel. See what you think.

Peace. Out.

Sign Has Amazing Ability To Display IQ Of People Making Contact With Sign.

This is an amazing invention. All you have to do is touch the sign and it displays the toucher's IQ. Sometimes how you touch it gives the sign a clue as to the IQ. This dude may have been ranked a bit high. Or, he may have been just a bit high. You judge.

Peace. Out.

MOTM Happy Hour Smashing Success

Thanks to all who came out last Thursday night. It was good to see everybody again. For those of you who couldn't make it (and hopefully you know who you are), we'll do another one soon and you will have another chance, but this offer may be terminated at any time, so don't delay.

Things To Do Today: (i) Don't Miss MOTM Happy Hour; and (ii) Don't Drunk Dial.

Although this is only the fourth reminder this week, some of you have the attention span of a gnat, so don't forget the MOTM Happy Hour tonight at Dogwood on Sixth. See you there, I hope. Also, don't drink and drive and don't drink and dial. Leave your keys and your iPhone with a friend. Otherwise you may do one of these.

See you later today. Peace. Out.

A Literal Reenactment Of All MOTM Conversations

We, at MOTM blog, have a very large production budget, so previously we engaged a young actress to portray the standard behavior at a typical MOTM happy hour. Now we have hired a couple of young actors to give a reenactment of the typical conversation that might be overheard at one of our MOTM happy hours. Say, for example, the one we will have tomorrow night starting at 6 pm at Dogwood on Sixth. See what you think.

Nailed it! I think it is incredible how they captured the intellectual substance of the portrayed conversations.

We'll see you tomorrow night. You wouldn't want to have to tell your kids that you had the chance to attend and didn't take it. Remember Woodstock? Oh, I'm the only one?

Peace. Out.

MOTM Happy Hour, Thursday, 6 pm, Dogwood

Remember, MOTM Happy Hour, Thursday night, Dogwood on Sixth. If you don't come, you'll regret it for the rest of the week.

Peace. Out.

MOTM Happy Hour, This Thursday, March 31, Dogwood, 715 W. 6th

First Happy Hour of the year. This Thursday night beginning around 6 pm at Dogwood, 715 W. 6th (next door to Molotov). Let's get this started. It will be April fools' eve so you can get a running start on the holiday. This is no joke, however. We will all convene and discuss the important issues of the day, including, but not necessarily limited to: (i) WTF is a VCU?, (ii) Why can Brown and Barnes recruit like a MF, but hardily ever win anything? (iii) why is Twitter getting blamed for the middle eastern unrest when it is not really good for anything? and (iv) other important issues, whether similar or dissimilar to the foregoing.

See you there. Peace. Out.

Baby Uttering The Phrase That We Think Best Describes Our Attitude About This Week.

Warning, this is adorably NSFW.



Peace. Out.

Pissed Off Snake Extracts Revenge On Surgically Enhanced Mammaries.

I don't think anything else needs to be said. The title is self explanatory and something we've all seen a million times.



Peace. Out.

When I Read About A Scooting Dog, I Thought It Would Refer To Dragging Its Ass Over The Carpet.

Boy, was I wrong!



Now, scoot on to the weekend.
Peace. Out.

Film Depiction of Every Meeting Of The Minds Happy Hour We've Ever Had.

You all know that the following is way too close to the truth about what you look and act like when you drink. That being said, let's do it again soon.


Peace. Out.

Picture From Town Lake Hike and Bike Trail

Not really, but it sounds like a good story.

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Every Man's Goal For Valentine's Day

Happy New Year! Breasts and Kittens. Nothing Says 2011 Quite Like Mammaries and Felines.

In the past this blog has focused inordinately on female breasts and animals. No need to change now.



Peace. Out.

There Is No Excuse For This One, Except It's A Puppy. Did I Mention It's a Puppy?

This blog concedes that it posts way too many videos of cute animals. Make you wonder how much of a girly-man the proprietor really is, doesn't it? Be that as it may, this is ten seconds that will make you smile. That's OK for a first Monday in the year, don't you think? For you ADD types, watch all ten seconds for full cute impact.

There, the new year is now better, don't you think?
Peace. Out.