If there is any advantage to being a Pathetic Old Man By Himself In A Bar, it is that age brings experience and hopefully some insight. So, to test that theory, I am going to impart five gems of knowledge learned by listening to people in bars, having painful personal experiences or observing the world at large. Take these tidbits, offered in no particular order of importance, apply them to your lives and you too, may be able to drink by yourself in a bar.
- Never play poker with a man called "Doc".
- Never eat at a place called "Mom's".
- Never pass up a chance to pee.
- Never go to bed with someone who has less to lose than you do.
- If you have to eat shit, take big bites.
See, your life is better already. Peace. Out.
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