One Video In Which I Will Never Appear

The following is a compilation of people doing incredible (often incredibly stupid) things. It generally shows the successful attempts but a more interesting video would be the times they totally screwed up these stunts. The two things that constantly amaze me about these things are: (i) how did they think of them in the first place; and (ii) how do they have time to perfect them. Is unemployment that high?



Peace. Out.

Somethings To Think About Over The Weekend

I have felt a little guilty lately. There has been a fairly steady stream of "cute" emanating from this blog, like bunnies in cups (2 bunnies, 2 cups), hedgehogs, etc. I wanted to make sure that you understand that I have not lost my creepy old guy edge so I offer the following. Still, very cute, but no hedgehogs (maybe a Bunny).





There also hasn't been anything particularly funny on this lately, so I offer this to try to remedy that. This is the campaign ad that our friend Christine O'Donnell ("I am not a witch. I'm you.") should have made.

Have a good weekend. Peace. Out.

Wisdom From The End Of The Bar

If there is any advantage to being a Pathetic Old Man By Himself In A Bar, it is that age brings experience and hopefully some insight. So, to test that theory, I am going to impart five gems of knowledge learned by listening to people in bars, having painful personal experiences or observing the world at large. Take these tidbits, offered in no particular order of importance, apply them to your lives and you too, may be able to drink by yourself in a bar.

1. Never play poker with a man called "Doc".
2. Never eat at a place called "Mom's".
3. Never pass up a chance to pee.
4. Never go to bed with someone who has less to lose than you do.
5. If you have to eat shit, take big bites.

See, your life is better already. Peace. Out.

Second Anniversary Happy Hour Extravaganza

This blog's favorite law firm in the whole world has survived for two years. Who knew? To celebrate that serendipitous event, they are having a happy hour at Malverde's tomorrow night (Oct. 20) from 5:30 to 8:30. The many readers of this blog close to Austin should drop by.

See the invite here: http://bit.ly/ccDms5

Peace. Out.

Dancing In The Rain - Not Gene Kelly - No Noize

Once upon a time, I could dance like this (in my dreams).



Enjoy for the weekend. Peace. Out.

And Now, Your Moment Of Zen - Bunnies in Cups, Porcupine Eating a Banana, Hedgehog Hiding.

Listen, I know most of you want to see posts about Paraguayan model's breasts, but this post is designed to calm you down after a disappointing Monday. Take a deep breath and a Xanax and observe the calming effect of the following videos. If you are not calmer after watching these, you are a heartless douche.







See. Peaceful already. Peace. Out.