Hello from Dustin, your Honorary Host for this Thursday's MOTM.
It’s time, once again, for all (three) of us who normally come to happy hour to sit around drinking and waiting (like an unattractive, older woman on a Saturday night).
Let’s venture to J. Black’s (next to The Ranch) for happy hour on Thursday at 5:00 p.m. ish. Paul will be my guest-guest host because I can’t leave “the field” until later. As recent tradition dictates, I will purchase some drinks. I, however, will only buy drinks for people I like.
This Thursday is also the day before Halloween, so don your gay apparel and I’ll buy some drinks for anyone in costume. I guess you’ll have to be there after 6:00 ish to get your free drinks though. That being said, here are my personal costume suggestions:
Stuart, Andrew, Todd, Mike Garlow: Soldiers from 300.
Let’s venture to J. Black’s (next to The Ranch) for happy hour on Thursday at 5:00 p.m. ish. Paul will be my guest-guest host because I can’t leave “the field” until later. As recent tradition dictates, I will purchase some drinks. I, however, will only buy drinks for people I like.
This Thursday is also the day before Halloween, so don your gay apparel and I’ll buy some drinks for anyone in costume. I guess you’ll have to be there after 6:00 ish to get your free drinks though. That being said, here are my personal costume suggestions:
Stuart, Andrew, Todd, Mike Garlow: Soldiers from 300.
Alternatively, you can go as the 2008 U.S. Men’s Swim Team. All you need is gold medals. I’ll be Mickey Mouse.
I don’t really care about anyone else’s costume choices.
Jut kidding. Kind of.
Victoria: Microsoft Software package - International Exotic Chick 3.0.
Shunit: Sexy Cop. (Dammit, one of these years, we’ll get you into a slutty outfit if it kills us.) At least, stop by.
Stephanie: Supergirl.
Claudia: Strawberry Shortcake.
Lisa: Bun-in-the-oven.
Just kidding. Lisa’s a very classy lady. This shit is not cute.
Paul: Please be a Care Bear. Or Michael Jackson. Or John McCain.
More pictures of 300 soldiers!
Goodness.
See you all at J. Black’s on Thursday, October 30, 2008 at 5:00 p.m.
Holla!
6 comments:
It is clear from the subject line of the email, the title of the post and the first line of the post (ONLY THE FIRST LINE IS PAUL's) that he wanted you to be sure this was my post. Ha!
I'm pretty sure everybody could tell that I didn't write it, it being cohesive, erudite and funny and all. However, I wanted to give credit where credit is due.
Gracias!
I don't know yet if I'll show up in my costume. I'm going as Hannah Montana this year. It could cause a major disturbance on West 6th.
Awesome post!
-LST
Fantastic post my friend.....I will totally come as superwoman if you come as superman??
Steph, if you come to happy hour in that exact superwoman costume, I'll come in this superman costume:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/288233146_d5e8ec19bb.jpg?v=0.
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