The management of MOTM regrets to inform you that because of the grave economic crisis that has gripped America, MOTM has decided to put country first and suspend all MOTM activity, including advertisement and fund raising until next Thursday, which is the regularly scheduled MOTM anyway. Hey, we can't let a little $700 billion shortfall come between us and beer, can we? The application of alcoholic beverages to the situation is just what is required in times like these that try men's souls and hamper women's judgment.
To show the seriousness of our commitment to the ideals that made this country what it is today, we have appointed a Honorary Host Economic Czar to oversee the management of the selection of the site for the next MOTM and to determine the time that all real Americans want to start drinking. However, you should be aware that such determination by the Honorary Host Economic Czar is not subject to review by any administrative agency or court and that all decisions by the HHEC are final and unappealable (and probably unappealing, as well).
The HHEC for the next MOTM is Stuart Hiserodt. Stuart will be doing a blog post next week to let us know when, where and how we can serve our country and obtain some of the bail out money to reimburse us for our bad credit instruments that we obtained while under the influence of some of the adult beverages. Therefore, all debating and campaigning is suspended until then.
Peace. Out.
1 comment:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not so hasty. Shouldn't we debate this first?
Oh, and as long as we're handing out money can I borrow a few bil for beer? For some reason my bank won't approve a loan...
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