Remember, MOTM Happy Hour(s) today starting at 5 pm at the Belmont. It looks like you picked the wrong week to stop drinking.
The theme for tonight's MOTM is excessively pressurized carbon attached to a digital extremity with a device constructed principally of historical substitutes for currency and other tokens of supposed life long commitment.
If you have recently given or received any symbol (tangible or intangible) designed to indicate that your emotional attachment to another person (regardless of the gender) is anything more than transitory and platonic, please be prepared to display and/or describe in full along with the circumstances surrounding same. Actual display of the symbol is preferred although artist's renderings, PowerPoint presentations or anecdotal evidence is also allowed, assuming that a basis for its introduction is established.
For historical purposes, one of the first recorded engagement rings involving diamonds was the arrangement between Maximilian I (then Archduke of Austria) to Mary of Burgundy in 1477. This will be useful in some future cocktail conversation, I'm sure.
See you tonight.
Peace. Out.
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