Why Don't We Do It Today? MOTM June 26, 2008

Tonight seems like a good time to get your drink on. Let's convene at the Belmont and try to rekindle whatever is left of our former relationship.

Just to entice you to read this blog, apparently the tree man described in a former post has had a relapse and now looks like this:

Also, you should see his cousins, Can Man and Hairy Man:





Peace. Out.

Great Scientific Breakthrough - Discovery of the Exact Center of the Internet

Scientists, working with a grant from the National Endowment for the Hopelessly Weird, have discovered the exact center of the Internet. Go here to marvel at the wonder of it all.

Necessary Accessory for Future MOTMs

With this epic advance in Western civilization, you could do a whole six pack of Lone Star in about six seconds (not accounting for reloading, burping and projectile vomiting).

Another Reason Not To Pull Your Pants Down On the Side of the Road!

Maybe wearing a condom like the guy in the post below is a good idea to try to avoid STDs, pregnancy and snake nibbles. And no, I don't plan on obsessively posting about snakes and similarly shaped appendages. Move along, these are not the Freudian obsessions you are looking for.

Way Too Much Creepy Symbolism Here!

You probably remember one of those days when you were going out for a walk and you decided to pull your pants down and put on a condom and then a cobra shows up and you grab it and it bites you and you bite it and then things get worse. Yeah, well, me neither.

Random Thoughts

I have a doctors appointment this afternoon so I won't be hanging at the Belmont today. I hope some of you choose to do so.

I think the guy in the following video had been heavily involved in a document review project:


Office Worker Meltdown Second Angle - Watch more free videos

I pass the following photos along without comment for your consideration, except that everybody should be good at something:

Peace. Out.

Summer Hiatus (and summer not) for MOTM

It seems to me that the regularly occurring happy hour needs to take some time off. Interest and attendance have dwindled with the onset of hot weather and summer activities. Therefore, unless there is a strong groundswell in opposition, this blog will discontinue hawking happy hours. However, on a fairly regular basis, I will frequent The Belmont on Thursday afternoons. If any one would like to share some time and an adult beverage, you will probably find me there.
I will continue posting to this blog on a semi-regular basis because Lone Star wants to see more freaks and skin. So, snappy social commentary, strange pictures of anomalies and body parts (or anomalous body parts) and excessive narcissism will form the nucleus of this blog for the near future.
Hope to see you soon.
Peace. Out.