The tree dude (see earlier post and Lone Star Todd's iPhone) went under the knife and has a new attitude. See here.
How many bad puns can you make for this?
Here are some to get you started:
After surgery, he now wants to branch out.
He just wants everybody to leaf him alone.
He would like to have a girl friend because he knows he can pop a woody.
He just wants to get to the root of the matter.
I know. Tasteless. I apologize. I won't do it any more. A tree doesn't have to fall on me.
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I thought treeman already had a wife and a kid?! what, does he think he's too good now that he's had some bark removed?
he's trying to establish new roots here.... give him a break.
I think he's having a hard time seeing the forest...
I think we should all thank Paul for wanting to Spruce up our day with this post! And I might be going out on a limb here, but even though we all seemed stumped on a new place to frequent, I know that people have been pining away for a new watering hole. It should be close, serve booze, and have loud bands that force us to leave around 7:00. I just looked at my IPhone and came up with a couple of possibilities, like Joe's, Mother Egan's, Lavaca Street, and Hickory Street. Although these places might not be as solid as oak on the band part of the equation, I think they will function as a good seed to help this topic blossom.
Wow, i just happened to pass by your blog and I absolutely love it!! Most blogs don't have pictures and links. They just have words. This blog has it all. I will tell all my cool friends about it.
Can't wait to read more future blog. Who knew there were such great things in this world!?
Tree Guy here. Your jokes make my tears flow thick like sap. You will be hearing from my attorneys. You thought your life was pathetic before, just wait until I get infront of a jury. I'll be prosecuting all your less pathetic friends too.
Tree Guy out.
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