Let's Have A Happy Hour and Give Thanks Or Let's Give Thanks For Being Happy Or Any Excuse To Get Together And Drink.

We had an impromptu "Flash Mob" Happy Hour last week and for the amount of lead time (apx. 3 minutes) we got a good response but let's try harder this week.  Let's have a Happy Hour beginning at 6 pm CST on Thursday, Nov. 10th at Dogwood, almost at West Ave. and West 6th. 
We will discuss the things for which we are thankful, e.g. good tequila, Rick Perry's "passionate" speeches, the juggernaut that is Longhorn football and the Longhorn Network, the new name of the Big 12 (The Big One and the Rest) and Penn State's child outreach program (too soon?). 
The question of the day will be: What do bad pizza and sexual harassment have in common?  The answer we are looking for is that Herman Cain will try to force both on you.
The manner of dress will be as your favorite Pilgrim (the ones that didn't starve to death).
See you there.  You wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

Peace.  Out.

It's Much Easier To Marry Your First Cousin Than Your Same Sex Partner - Texas, I'm Looking At You.

Apparently it is much more common and certainly more legal to marry some one that shares a big hunk of your genes (hello, recessive gene pairs) and risk congenital anomalies than it is to marry some one who only shares your assemblage of genitalia and poses no risk of congenital anomalies.

 And in a related story:

Peace.  Out.

Am I Hot In Here Or Is It Just Me?

Not To Give The Idea That I'm Easy, But...

Peace. Out.

Need To Intimidate Someone? Here's Your Script!

Greatest movie threats of all time. Use as directed. Really, really verbally NSFW. Listen alone or on headphones or you will be fired. And then you will have to use some of these threats.

Peace. Out.

Let's Think About A Time In The Near Future for Another MOTM Happy Hour.

Driving Miss Crazy. Doing Lawn Work While Driving Not A Good Idea.

She should have just used this.
Peace. Out.