Judge Wanted Women To Handle His Nuts With Condoms

In another edition of "You Couldn't Make This Shit Up!", a judge (supposedly not in the discharge of his judicial duties) in Pennsylvania apparently hollowed out acorns, filled the acorns with condoms and handed them out to women in the vicinity of the state capitol. And even better, he's from Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

I can't believe that we have come to this in Obama's world. Fascist police state. This is what happens when you elect a socialist healthcare Nazi Leninist muslin foreigner with an anti-colonial world view. Pretty soon we won't be able to ask anyone to hold our nuts (except the Tea Party).

Everything You Ever Wanted To See (and several you didn't) In An Internet Video

Tosh.O is a disgusting, dirty show full of jejune antics and videos without any redeeming social value. All in all, one of my favorite shows. They have produced what they call the "Perfect Internet Video". I don't think it is perfect. For one thing, there is no full frontal nudity. But, it's pretty good. I submit it for your consideration.

Peace. Out.

200 Seconds to Becoming a Movie Quote Machine

The follow is a compilation of what someone believes are the 100 greatest movie lines of all time. Some you can't argue with, but where are the lines from Field of Dreams ("Hey...Dad? You wanna have a catch?") and Quigley Down Under ("I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."), two of the best movies of all time. Also, how are Matthew McConaughey playing himself and Al Pacino saying "Who-Ah!", great movie lines? In any event, it's only 200 seconds in your space-time continuum (or 0.25 hours in attorney fee time).



Peace. Out.

Three Time Wasters For Your Consideration

There is a group called "OK Go". They have produced at least 3 amazing videos. The first one you may have seen and deals with dancing on treadmills. For some reason, embedding has been disabled for this video, but you can see it here.

The other two videos are a Rube Goldberg type machine and dancing dogs. Did I mention dancing dogs?





There's 10 minutes you won't get back, but will never miss. Peace. Out.

Washing Your Snake and Dolphin Pooting. Neither of these is a euphemism for that thing that Christine O'Donnell hates.

First, watch this instructional video about proper hygiene for your python. It actually doesn't seem to get bigger when you rub it.

Python Taking a Bath -

Now, just to bring the intellectual content of this blog up several points, you are welcome to view dolphin farts. Farts are just funny, or is that just me?



I know. You're welcome. Peace. Out.

3D! I Thought Double Ds Were Huge!

When last we saw our friend Larissa Riquelme, she was only interested in cheering on her beloved Paraguay soccer team in the World Cup. That, and marketing her patented organic cell phone holder.

She obviously wasn't trying to bring attention to herself if you judge by the gazillion pictures of her on the Interweb. Just an ordinary sports fan. However, she has now stepped up her game a little. She is appearing in the Spanish version of Playboy (in Spanish: Playboy) and in 3-freaking-D! So, this is not Avatar 3D but the old school red and green glasses 3D. So dust off those old glasses and go to this site, if you dare. You should know by now that this is NSFW. Ah, the confluence of sports and sex once again.

Peace. Out.

Google Instant - Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back To The Search

This blog is obviously technologically savvy and likes to keep its readers abreast of tech trends. Earlier this week, Google released "Google Instant", a feature that reads your mind while you type in your search request. I doubted its value and utility until I noticed that no matter what I searched for, it returned porn. Who says it can't read your mind? To demonstrate the feature, a YouTube videos has been prepared showing the search results for "We Didn't Start The Fire" as the words are being sung. Hey, it's only a minute forty of your life. What were you going to do anyway?



Have a good weekend. Peace. Out.

Advice For The Chronically Underemployed

Since this is the Labor Day weekend, this blog decided that as a public service, it would give interview tips. It seems a number of the readers of this blog are on a constant job search. Hey, we're not judging, just saying.

To that end, take some advice from the following video and remember, as usual, shit on this blog is NSFW.

Have a good weekend. Peace. Out.